Hello friends new and old, and persons near and far. It has fallen to me today to come to you as Goliath to engage in a discussion of the strange and the unknown concerning the highest elevations of cognition and the furthest realms of scientific thought. I speak to you now of strange attractors, and how they appear as anomalous patterns within a given set of data. Strange attractors are very real in the same sense as are imaginary numbers. They are a subject concerning chaos theorists related to fractals and non-linear dynamics (the turbulence problem). The world has encountered a great deal of its own share of turbulence lately and things have not appeared to be progressing linearly. Rather instead, we see a progression of exponential danger being exposed to the global community as time moves forward. However, through a proper application of data analysis we are able to counter these threats and move ourselves forward in time and space. By remaining calm and rational, we ensure ourselves the ability to work in a proactive manner that not only ensures our eventual success, but allows us to intervene in the necessary manner to promote the global good of the human species.
Today it was reported by Ragtime Software Studio and Clockworks Security, that the same six hundred and sixty-sixth attractor had been encountered and engaged by those respective web apparatuses. This would be the same anomaly that has been so thoroughly documented by Goliath's deep space projects as publicized on SavySat.us. Goliath stands by the analysis of its subordinate enterprises and would state that the anomaly is projected to leave the system soon. Once it is gone, Goliath will have properly retained the evidence of its prior existence, leaving much room for careful examination and scientific study. Goliath has performed an extensive check of its myriad systems deployment and is happy to report that all web pages and processes are currently functioning normally and that there is no immediate threat to the system as a whole. Apart from Ragtime and Clockworks, this particular strange attractor was only witnessed and captured in isolated cases on peripheral web-blogs operated by Goliath. This action should prove sufficient to purge it completely from our systems. Furthermore, it would be noted that this anomaly appears to be due to other activity on our cumulative web platforming system. Therefore, Goliath would like to declare that its enterprise remains a safe place for its users and audience, as well as those engaged in the conduct of its enterprise. Goliath would like to thank you for your ongoing interest in his operations, and for your immense patience in dealing with these events. Here with Goliath, we remain committed to the safe and effective operation of this corporation. Thank you.
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